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July 27th, 2010 | 
Author: The weather forecast is looking better than last year’s hot & humidfest.
Snuggies will be the “in” fashion wear at the campfire as the temps will dip into the 50’s.
Be prepared, don’t forget your Snuggie D-Lux!
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Ed, Chief Prognosticator, lamented last year that BCTC ’08 might be “the beginning of the end”. I hope that Ed is no Nostradamus.
So… will BCTC ’09 be a groovy Beatle-esque Abbey Road scene or will it be more like Helter Skelter. Never mind that Abbey Road was recorded during the most contentious period of discord between the Fab Four. Certainly don’t confuse the Manson mythology with the fact that a roller coaster of the very same name inspired Helter Skelter. Don’t be afraid of a little Helter Skelter.
On the plus side, for Abbey Road is Maxwell’s Silver Hammer, a sweet serenade about a serial killer. Nevertheless, just ask Dan; what would you play when retreating from Bells Way-Flow? Octopus’s Garden or Helter Skelter? Methinks the White Album has better beer drinking potential. Or is that the Wit Album?
When I get to the bottom
I go back to the top of the slide
Where I stop and turn
and I go for a ride
Till I get to the bottom and I see you again
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Do you don’t you want me to love you
I’m coming down fast but I’m miles above you
Tell me tell me come on tell me the answer
and you may be a lover but you ain’t no dancer
Go helter skelter
helter skelter
helter skelter
Yeah, hu, hu
I will you won’t you want me to make you
I’m coming down fast but don’t let me break you
Tell me tell me tell me the answer
You may be a lover but you ain’t no dancer
Look out
Helter skelter
helter skelter
helter skelter
Yeah, hu, hu
Look out cause here she comes
Manfred, we have you covered. Just follow my lead. OK?
Birth Control Methods: Comparison Chart
| Method of Birth Control | How Many Couples Using This Method Will Get Pregnant in a Year? | How Well Does This Method Work in Preventing Pregnancy? | Can This Method Also Protect Against STDs? |
| Consistent Abstinence | None | Completely effective | Yes |
| Birth Control Patch (”The Patch”) | 5 to 8 out of 100 | Effective | No |
| Birth Control Pill (”The Pill”) | 5 to 8 out of 100 | Effective | No |
| Birth Control Ring (”The Ring”) | 5 to 8 out of 100 | Effective | No |
| Female Condom | 21 out of 100 | Less effective | Yes |
| Male Condom | 15 out of 100 | Moderately effective | Yes |
| Birth Control Shot | 3 out of 100 | Effective | No |
| Diaphragm | 16 out of 100 | Moderately effective | No |
| Emergency Contraception | 1 to 2 out of 100 | Very effective | No |
| IUD | Fewer than 1 out of 100 | Very effective | No |
| Fertility Awareness | 25 out of 100 | Less effective | No |
| Spermicide | 29 out of 100 | Less effective | No |
| Withdrawal (”Pulling Out”) | 27 out of 100 | Less effective | No |
| Not Using Any Birth Control | 85 out of 100 | Not effective | No |
Dr. Z. Is that your pen name Manfred?
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